The Other Eve

Friday, May 25, 2007

Q1 and JB series: The Need to Change

Due to circumstances, this series will make a slight change. Before making this change, there will be a momentary break.

Circumstances being that the author refuses to have her story related to the myth of Tenacious D, despite the fact that she is in every favor to watch the movie (that, and every favor to have KG done with so there's only JB left).

Slight change of circumstance will be as follows. JB will be removed from mortal cast and made... divine. Q1 is still a monkey, on two feet. Apocalyptica still topless. And Jake still loves Heathen. Godsmack places a spell on the whole lot. Nina Hegen sang the witch song. Rammstein man geggen man. TOOL is used to create more Metallica. Lordi walked out from the spell. The Rasmus flew as its wings. Teapacks screamed for the presidents to push the button. Oomph! screamed, well, Oomph! Lordi transforms into Gackt and then gets beaten by a mob of Bens and Joshuas with pearl. The whole world is in chaos and the Butterfly beating her wings, decents from the para-universe, her head waving one direction and another. Her breathe shook away the spell. Turn Gackt back into Lordi back into Nina and Godsmack. Oomph! stops screaming Oomph! Teapacks succeeded in pushing the button. Bens and Joshuas vanish from the Earth, and the world start again... with Jake still loving Heathen. TOOL unsuccessful in making more Metallic. Rammstein discarded man geggen man, and went for man geggen monkey. Which sent the monkey world in discord. Apocalyptica threw on their clothes and walked away in disdain. Q1 went naked and turned into a man. JB laughs at the whole chaos and decided to wait and see what else will happen. The Butterfly, in disbelieve, decided that it's safer to be asleep.

No KG... just JB... and... frankly, there are presently 2 guys I don't care if they are married with children. One is JB, the other one is Eicca from Apocalyptica.

Q1 and JB series: The Sight

(Version I)
To see you, anywhere, is a sight. The glory of your eyes, shining behind the hair never dark enough to shed the night of its grave silence, but never loud enough to wake the sun, only like the dusk sky, with your eyes glittering like the stars of twilight. And, he saw you there, right there, through his memory and through his eyes. Right there, with your hair falling across your eyes, twinkling the starlight, twinkling here and there. You are beautiful, too beautiful a sight to see for his eyes, and he bowed in adoration and took your form. You, the man of one world, and he of another, and he came to this world bearing your form, only lighter. Lighter, like the land which he fell from, the land of light and beauty. For you, he cast away his original glory, cast away to fit yours. He took your form like a mirror takes your reflection, almost perfect, but too perfect to be enough. His hair lighter in the shade, his skin more fair, his eye glittering with joy and laughter, and his smile twice as big. Yet, he took your form instead, took that wildness, that rawness, that insanity and that sanity. He took the stars of your eyes to his own, he took the stoutness of your body for his own, he took your instrument of communication for his own, and he took your expressions for your own. Then he fell, fast and faster, and he fell among your world, and there he, with the sight in his memory, there he landed in a country with weird tongues.

He came from the land of the light, and to this land of romance he ended himself. Unexpectedly, as he had originally planned on falling in that brave land where you rose from. Perhaps it is the romance in his head that misguided him, perhaps not. He took your form and fell on this land of romance and forgot who he was or what he was here for. The sight burried itself into his depth and he only remembered vaguely what he is now. He is now MAN, like you, like me, like everyone who sees this.

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(Version II)
He was curious about this mirror in which he could see a difficult reflection of himself. He was curious because this difficult reflection seemed very much like a very taste fruit, but he could not obtain it, being blocked away by the mirror, so he looked on, with a stone in his hand. Now, he remember a dream he had long long ago, some thousands of years before he had pieced it out, a dream of a world filled with these seemingly tasty fruits, fruits which danced, laughed, fought, thought that the fruit is the only civilized creature of the world and spend hours discussing and fussing over very untasty pieces of weird green leave they called money and even more untasty silver pieces they called coins. He didn't entirely understand these fruits, fruits are to be eaten, not to be understood. However, the dream, he recalled upon seeing this particularly lovely fruit in the mirror's reflection, drummed against his skull. Dreams, however intimidating, are not supposed to dream against skulls. He shook his head in attempt to drive away the drumming. The reflection shook its head. The fruit was responding in glee. Shaking and jumping, the fruit copies every action he made, and seemed to enjoy it, despite the horrible anger the drumming has started to cause him. He banged his stone hard on the edge of the mirror, trying to quiet the fruit down, believing that the fruit is the cause of all this drumming, and instead heard a loud bang in his own head and felt the rising of... a note. It drove up, threatening to tear apart his brain, just as it was about to explode, it popped down again, ripping against the waves of nature, ripping into his head. Unwillingly, he started banging his head to the beat, just as the fruit is doing in the mirror. The tasty fruit gone crazy, the crazy fruit possessed him. He felt his soul lifted beyond any sensation he had ever felt before, he felt himself lifted to the stars.

The fruit quieted down, sweating with excitement, stared straight back into the mirror, right into his eyes. He felt the power glorying through the cooling surface of the mirror, he felt himself drawn to the fruit, the tasty tasty fruit. The desire grew, and he wished to take a bite. Just... one bite. He felt the music rising again, and he saw the reflection drawaway, and bang, the rage starts ripping apart his world again, and bang he felt as if he was being taken to another place, so he shook and he danced and he shook and he danced until he shook away all his hair (not all, but enough) all except his head, which is still covered with hair, and he shook until he shook away his color, and took that color of the sun behind his back, so now he is golden, and brown like the setting sun. He shook more and danced more, and shook more and more and more. So much that he started to transform.

We know there'a always a cross-over stage to transformation, right? Okay, for some reason the cross-over stage in this particular situation didn't work out, well, quite exactly as expected. He shook so much and danced so much, he started to flame on (:P), he blazed with fire and passion, then with the falling of the night, he cooled like the ice of the caps. He cooled and blackened, leaving only his chest reflecting the fairness he so momentarily begotten. He took on the night cover's coolness, the feather of the leaves, and... he became a penguin (okay, I know this part is too far fetched, but anyways)...

STOP... that's the wrong story... (Version three) continuing the above excluding the penguin paragraph)

He shook and danced and shook... and he transformed. He took on the reflection from the mirror, his desire for the fruit turned him closer to the fruit than he had ever expected. He picked up the twinkle from the reflection of the mirror, not quite, but enough of a twinkle to cause effects. He picked up the stoutness of the fruit, not quite, but enough to be a handful. He picked up the wild look from the fruit, not quite, but enough to be thought insane for awhile. He picked up the instrument from the fruit, not quite, but enough to make more than a sound. Then, he picked up the mirror from the hand of the fruit, and crashed it into himself. The mirror shattered and he disappeared.

The monkey became MAN and named himself Q1.

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Which version would you vote for?

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Q1 and JB series: The Tree

Q1 and JB sitting on a tree, K I S S I N G... first comes tongues, then comes guitars, then comes a cowboy in a harley-davey.

Somewhat of a very tempting image, twice the better than brokeback mountain is the story of the love of two headbangers. Shaking their hair off their body with the greatest might possible (and quite unsuccessful), the two metalheads finds themselves with a romantic spark, despite the distance... true rockers will conquer it all!

to be continued...

Friday, May 18, 2007

Q1 vs JB: the Beginning

The beginning is the end...of something.

The beginning of the Q1 vs JB series is the end of any attempt of purity and innocence upon this blog, not that there was any to start with (for reference, please take note of the previous post). Well, that and also the end of "peace and tranquility", which, might be more tramatic than anything else.

This will be the second running series upon this blog, and hopefully will be a more often continued version. This, will also be the beginning of a more publicized blogging experience for Eve as she attempt for the first time to show her writings to the overall, insane, but not too insane public. Most important of all, this will be dedicated to two very important people of Eve's existence, call them her mentor, call them her inspiration, call them her muse, call they whatever, they are important, that's kool.

Combining their magic and power together, Q1 and JB have managed to open a door for Eve towards a future more beautiful and bright than she had ever thought of before. They taught her to become who she is, and taught her that the most important thing in life is to, ENJOY. (That, and they also taught her that metal is good, rock is good, life is a blast, and it's okay to have some fat).

Q1 and JB, two people of two different worlds. One of the sub-urban Paris scenerio, one of the wicked Hollywood world. One an English major, one a musician/actor/comedian. One blondish, one brownish. One fat, one slightly fatter.

What would happen when you put them together? So the story goes. The public will forgive me for this type of a fan-fiction, and I am sure JB have enough humor to allow it of me, while Q1 have enough humor to help progress the story with me.

All in all, the first episode is in the making/writing. Format still to be decided, but the story is, never the less, in its beginning. What will we end up with? Don't know. We'll see.

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Dedicating any post in the following under the title of "Q1 vs JB" to Quintin, my French friend who used to have nice looking long hair (USED TO)... and Jack Black, officially my favvvvvv actor (and, I so happen to think he is HOT... don't care what Pitts fan might say to that).

You got my hat raised, guys, ROCK ON!!!!! (Bang bang bang bang bang)