The False True Story of My Travel in Eden: The Other Sex

It's all about, the other sex. When I refer, you should know who I refer to.

A hint for all traveller of Eve's kind, beaware of the following.

1. The other sex are normally more hideous on traveling trips than before or after. This tend to be true when you are under the false impression that travelling will bring you merely experiences of, "wow, how culturally rich this place is." Which, more often than not, would be the false truth of any location you end up. Should you try to locate yourself at a hostel/city/whichever for over, presumable, 3 days. Likelihood you should seek for the nearest pharmacy near you.

If you feel in anyway uncomfortable, well, try not to travel so much. If you feel in anyway offended, get into a uni-sex room. If you get into a uni-sex room, no promise about anything.

2. If it's summer, wear down, if it is winter, still wear down. You won't always be dressed anyways. No, not referring to showers, but referring to beaches, balconies, parks, metro stations, trains, trashed up bohemian apartments, army posts, bars, anywhere an other sex might appear armed. What's the point of being dressed up if it will only be taken down within seconds of a blink of eyes? Well, unless you are not wearing enough to be taken down in the first place, which, from experience, seems to be the preferred clothing manner.

3. When it comes to the other sex, there is only one language: none. So the rest... needless to say.

For further enquiries on the other sex, please either comment or admit. (This is definitely not a radical version of the other sex, getting the feeling that a more radical version is coming on the way)

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(Radical)

4. An armed other sex can be dangerous. They can cause serious harm. Either by over enlarging, or by over-use. There are more than one device of harm that can come from the other sex. They may attack through any extended parts of their weaponry. Careful of the out-come, as some may cause more pain than others. Sometimes big is good, but too big is definitely not.

5. One of the most dangerous concern of an armed other sex might be the "spit". Now... you spit, I spit, everyone spits, but the spit of the other sex is a different story. This spit, as normal as it sounds, can create a mixture which will grow into an absolute chaos if not taken cared of. During a certain negotiation between you and the other sex, this spit might be rather welcoming. Yet, in the majority cases, it should be avoided. It can be avoided with the application of an extra shirt on the other sex, or better, the avoidance of the other sex altogether (HARD).

... to be continues (due to work issues)